Note: as of right now, the ranking is incomplete and subjective personally, and I will not be ranking random modifiers, such as 'Uh Oh,' 'How Unfortunate,' 'Chaos, Chaos' because of how RNG-based the modifiers are. Go to here to see the full list of modifiers I will not rank. You can visit my discord to suggest a re-ranking of any modifier.
1: Make Haste +25%
2: Again & Again & Again +25% - Under Maintanance
3: Worst Time Ever +25%
4: Jammin' +15%
5: Last Breath +20%
6: Four Eyes +20%
7: No Laughing Matter +15%
8: Dripped Out +5%
9: Laughing stock: +10%
10: Haha +5%
11: Really Bad Time +20%
12: Seeing Double +15%
13: I'm Tip-Toein' Here +10%
14: Lights Out +25%
15: Rent's Due +15%
16: Room For More +20%
17: Destiny Still Arrives +10%
18: Bad Electrical Work +10%
19: Afterimage +10%
20: My Legs Are Killing Me +10%
21: Tripped And Fell +10%
22: Bad Ventilation +10%